“My housemate is so annoying, which is why my friend and I always avoid him. But the other day, when the three of us stumbled upon a sex tape left by the people who own the house, we saw a whole new side of him. First, we caught him jerking off to the video! The whole thing was weird, but his dick was surprisingly impressive—way fatter, bigger, and harder than we ever imagined. Later, my friend and I snooped in the master bedroom and found the vibrators they used in their video. Our housemate said he’d keep our secret if we let him watch us use them. We were already so horny and wet that we didn’t even hesitate when he dared us to put his cock in our mouths. It turns out he’s not so bad when he’s fucking. We even recreated our favorite positions from the tape, but don’t tell anyone!”