Pretending to be pregnant—really? Some thieves stoop that low, you wouldn’t believe it unless you saw it. But that’s where we, loss prevention officers, come in. We teach these criminals some much-needed manners using our own methods. They think they can steal and lie to our faces without consequences, but they’re dead wrong. It’s simple: put out, or I’m calling the police. And they always choose the path of least resistance. Deep down, they don’t mind being fucked into submission—in fact, they love it. Elana Bunnz was no exception. I bent her over the table, searched her thoroughly, and laid out her options. God, I love this job…