What’s up, Gooners? Welcome back to the Reptyle Labs for another highly divisive experiment: Fake Gay Friend. The concept is simple: a straight guy plays the long game, pretending to be gay to get laid. In this episode, les gf Selena Love & Lana Smalls needed a roommate and specifically banned straight guys in their ad. But the rent was too cheap for Tony to resist, figuring how hard could it be to keep up the charade? With these two, it turns out to be fucking impossible. He was on the brink of snapping after witnessing one too many naked dance parties and yoga sessions. One day, after getting stood up by their dates, the babes made a bet: they were sure they could make their gay roommate cum. Tony wasn’t about to argue. They went to town on his cock, and he fucked them both hard, finally releasing all that pent-up tension. The chicks didn’t even care when they found out he’d been lying the whole time—they just wanted more of his cock.