“I knew skipping school was fun, but I didn’t realize just how much until I did it with my best friend. Being home alone, we could do anything we wanted without anyone stopping us—like dancing all day, ordering 100 pizzas, or even grabbing each other’s tits and making out. We were so horny that we decided to wear my mom’s tiny, transparent onesies, cover each other in oil, and take a bath together. Just as things were getting steamy, my steppy got home! We didn’t want to get into trouble, so we invited him to join the fun. Turns out, three is definitely better than two, and his dick tasted just as good as my best friend’s pussy. We’re definitely skipping school tomorrow again.