My bestie Celestina Blooms and I Jade Valentine share a shameful secret—both our older guys are wearing ankle monitors. They made some questionable decisions trying to fund our education and now they’re serving two years of house arrest in the same place. Visiting them this weekend, the stress was palpable. We got the distinct impression they haven’t been able to take care of themselves in months. Trapped in that house together, who wouldn’t be frustrated? Perhaps we should return the favor and help them relax. They were breaking their backs for us, after all…