“When I agreed to let my friend Katie Kush crash at my place, I didn’t think I’d be fingering her within ten minutes of her moving in. Should I even be doing this with someone I know this well? She claims it’s a free-use arrangement. No asking required—it’s just how things work here. It’s strange, you know? Groping my friend’s tits like it’s nothing… But she wants it and expects it. So I’ll try to adjust to this new dynamic. Getting head while I exercise, bending her over while she argues with her bf on the phone. Definitely weird, but I could get used to this…” yours truly Kyle Mason